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Jack : Just gotta do one more thing. Dina : What's that? Jack : Meet his parents. Dina : Jack-- Jack : Honey, relax. I'm sure they're wonderful.

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Meet the Parents quotes

Dina Byrnes : I had no idea you could milk a cat! Greg Focker : Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. Pam Byrnes : Dad, that's beautiful. Dina Byrnes : It always gets me. Greg Focker : That's amazing, so much love, and also so much information. Jack Byrnes : Oh, geez. I just thought of something. Dina Byrnes : What? Jack Byrnes : Pam's middle name. Dina Byrnes : Martha Oh, no. Jack Byrnes : I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby.

I will bring you down to Chinatown. Jack Byrnes : I mean, can you ever really trust another human being, Greg? Greg Focker : Sure, I think so. Jack Byrnes : No. The answer is you cannot. Dina Byrnes : Now Greg, you have a very unique last name. Um, we were curious, how do you pronounce it?

Greg Focker : Oh, just like it's spelled. Dina Byrnes : F-Focker. Jack Byrnes : Hmm, Focker. Jack Byrnes : Is your name Gaylord Focker, yes or no? Greg Focker : Yes. Jack Byrnes : Are you a male nurse? Jack Byrnes : Are you a pothead? Greg Focker : No. Jack Byrnes : Have you ever smoked pot? Jack Byrnes : Did you spray-paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr.

Jack Byrnes : Did you do that because you desperately were seeking my approval? Jack Byrnes : Because you love my daughter Pam? Jack Byrnes : Do you want to marry her? Greg Focker : I did, till I met you. Jack Byrnes : What are you driving there? Greg Focker : Yeah it's a Taurus.

Yeah, we were going to get a mid-size, but I figure, hey, we pull down decent bucks. Might as well go all out, and pop for the full-size. Jack Byrnes : Sure. Interesting color. You pick it? Greg Focker : Oh, no, the guy at the counter.

Jack Byrnes : Well, they say geniuses pick green. But you didn't pick it. Jack Byrnes : What do you mean? Greg Focker : You know, the whole drug thing?

Jack Byrnes : No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me? Greg Focker : Some people think that to "puff the magic dragon" means to- They're really, uh - to smoke - to smoke - a marijuana cigarette. Jack Byrnes : Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon. Greg Focker : Right. Jack Byrnes : Are you a pothead, Focker?

Greg Focker : No! No, no, no, no, Jack. No, I'm - I'm not - I - I pass on grass all the time. I mean, not all the time. Jack Byrnes : Yes or no, Greg? Jack Byrnes : Greg, how come you don't like cats? Greg Focker : I don't not like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of Jack Byrnes : You need that assurance, do you?

You prefer an emotionally shallow animal? Greg Focker : I Jack Byrnes : You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down.

A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do. Pam Byrnes : Geez, Dad. You ever think of knocking? Jack Byrnes : Not in my own den. What are you two doing in here? Larry : I'd say rounding 2nd base. He's still not good enough for Pam.

Dina Byrnes : Who is, Jack? Nobody has ever been good enough for your Pam. I mean, do you realize that you never even warmed up to Kevin until she broke up with him? Maybe it's time you think about what Pam wants. Greg Focker : I love your daughter, Jack. I love her more than anything. But frankly sir, I'm a little terrified of being your son-in-law. This whole weekend has given me a lot of doubts about whether or not I could even survive in your family.

I think you've got some serious issues. Jack Byrnes : If I lighten up, would you consider marrying my daughter? Greg Focker : Yes or no? Jack Byrnes : Yes. Greg Focker : Would you let me and Pam live our lives and not interfere all the time?

Greg Focker : Will you stop making fun of me for being a nurse? Jack Byrnes : Could you at least try, maybe, to consider another profession? Greg Focker : Jack, yes or no? Jack Byrnes : Ever? Jack Byrnes : Okay, yes. Greg Focker : Would you let me and Pam sleep in the same room? Jack Byrnes : Don't push it, Focker!

You're in a real mess. Late Night Courier : Gaylord M. Greg Focker : That's me. Jack Byrnes : I thought your name was Greg. Greg Focker : It is. Late Night Courier : That's not what it says here.

Robert De Niro: Jack Byrnes

Jack Byrnes: I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.

Jack Byrnes: If I set you up, do you think you can spike it, Focker? Greg Focker: Well, I would have to get pretty high. Jack Byrnes: I bet you would, Panama Red.

Let's rank the greatest quotes from Meet the Parents , with the help of your votes. What is your favorite Meet the Parents quote? One memorable line was when Jack said, "So what if he passed some test? He's still not good for Pam! I love her more than anything.

Meet the Parents Quotes

Robert De Niro delivered an important message about social distancing! Watch De Niro's new video with the quote below On Sunday, Robert De Niro spoke out on the importance of social distancing. He's concerned about the coronavirus, and is preaching unity and compassion in these difficult times. But De Niro's message was best delivered with the inclusion of a fun throwback reference to his movie Meet The Parents. See it below. Robert De Niro is watching you.

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Starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller , it chronicles a series of unfortunate events that befall a good-hearted but hapless nurse while visiting his girlfriend's parents. The film is a remake of a film of the same name directed by Greg Glienna and produced by Jim Vincent. Glienna—who also played the original one's main protagonist—and Mary Ruth Clarke cowrote the screenplay. Universal Pictures purchased the rights to Glienna's film with the intent of creating a new version. Jim Herzfeld expanded the original script but development was halted for some time.

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Dina Byrnes : I had no idea you could milk a cat! Greg Focker : Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. Pam Byrnes : Dad, that's beautiful.

Toggle navigation User area. Toggle search bar. Interpreted by. Plot — Greg Focker is madly in love with his girlfriend Pam and he is ready to take the plunge. Then Greg realizes that to get the girl's hand he has first to gain the confidence of her incredible father, Jack Byrnes.

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Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security. All right, now look, Focker, I'm a patient man. That's what 13 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you. But I will be watching you, studying your every move. And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.

Meet the Parents is a American comedy film written by Jim Herzfeld and John Hamburg and directed by Jay Roach. Starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller, it chronicles a series of unfortunate events that befall a good-hearted but hapless nurse while visiting his girlfriend's parents. Wikiquote has quotations related to: Meet the Parents.

Он собирался следить за ходом аукциона по телефону. Но нам известно, где. - И вы не хотите ничего предпринять. - Нет. Он подстраховался - передал копию ключа анонимной третьей стороне на тот случай… ну, если с ним что-нибудь случится.

Он знал: все уверены, что он ушел. В шуме, доносившемся из-под пола шифровалки, в его голове звучал девиз лаборатории систем безопасности: Действуй, объясняться будешь. В мире высоких ставок, в котором от компьютерной безопасности зависело слишком многое, минуты зачастую означали спасение системы или ее гибель.

Слова Сьюзан Флетчер о том, что ключ находится в Испании, показались ему обнадеживающими. Он бросил быстрый взгляд на Сьюзан, которая по-прежнему сидела на стуле, обхватив голову руками и целиком уйдя в.

Фонтейн не мог понять, в чем дело, но, какими бы ни были причины ее состояния, выяснять это сейчас не было времени. - Нужно решать, сэр! - требовал Джабба.

Беккер был уверен, что представляет собой отличную мишень, даже несмотря на то что находился среди огромного множества прихожан: его пиджак цвета хаки ярко выделялся на черном фоне.

Они наклонялись и распрямлялись, прижав руки к бокам, а их головы при этом раскачивались, как безжизненные шары, едва прикрепленные к негнущимся спинам. Какие-то безумцы ныряли со сцены в это людское море, и его волны швыряли их вперед и назад, как волейбольные мячи на пляже. Откуда-то сверху падали пульсирующие стробоскопические вспышки света, придававшие всему этому сходство со старым немым кино. У дальней стены дрожали включенные на полную мощность динамики, и даже самые неистовые танцоры не могли подойти к ним ближе чем на десять метров.

Первый - с личного терминала коммандера, запертого в его кабинете, и он, конечно, исключался. Второй - с помощью ручного выключателя, расположенного в одном из ярусов под помещением шифровалки. Чатрукьян тяжело сглотнул. Он терпеть не мог эти ярусы. Он был там только один раз, когда проходил подготовку.

Этот враждебный мир заполняли рабочие мостки, фреоновые трубки и пропасть глубиной 136 футов, на дне которой располагались генераторы питания ТРАНСТЕКСТА… Чатрукьяну страшно не хотелось погружаться в этот мир, да и вставать на пути Стратмора было далеко не безопасно, но долг есть долг. Завтра они скажут мне спасибо, - подумал он, так и не решив, правильно ли поступает.

ГЛАВА 41 В кладовке третьего этажа отеля Альфонсо XIII на полу без сознания лежала горничная. Человек в очках в железной оправе положил в карман ее халата связку ключей. Он не услышал ее крика, когда ударил ее, он даже не знал, кричала ли она вообще: он оглох, когда ему было всего двенадцать лет от роду.

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